Oh, you've met her? I'm her number one assistant, Spike the dragon! The original.

Yeah Twilight loves studying. If I suggested it to her, she'd be all 'That's a great idea Spike. I think you should write it, given your first hand experience and it will be a good project for you to work on' etcetra.

Honestly, that pony can really take the fun out of things sometimes.

[A pause]

Maybe you can take him to some kind of training gym or something? Then he can use up all his energy training?