[Spike sighs and inspects the scars on his hands in annoyance.]

Yeah, I don't know why! I tried everything. I think just being near him makes him want to bite me....

That would be good, thanks.

Maybe if we work it out, we could write it down somewhere to help other ponies. But don't tell Twilight that or she'll make me write a book about it, and I already have way too many chores!